Title: Bait
Author:elfcat255
Pairing: Alex/Liv...da guys
Rating: G
AN: written from a prompt by
caffinate_me Liv/Alex, da guys and drag show or drag(which I added after a little IM conversation..*grin*)
And I could not stop laughing while I wrote this...geez...lol
“Whose idea was this again?” Elliot grumbled as he tried to adjust the fit of his clothing.
“Your partner’s woman,” Fin muttered from his position next to Elliot.
“And why did we get picked again?” asked Elliot, giving up on his task and throwing his hands in the air.
“Because we fit the bill for the perp’s favored victim,” John said as he fiddled with his wig, ”besides I overheard her grumble something about it being about damn time her girlfriend didn’t have to dress up in skimpy clothes and play bait.”
“Okay so this guy likes ugly women,” Elliot said with grin as he eyed his two friends.
“No…he likes masculine men in dresses Elliot,” a voice said from the doorway.
The three SVU detectives turned to see Alex and Liv standing in the doorway of the bathroom, both trying hard to contain their laughter but Liv lost her battle and doubled over, leaning against Alex as her laughter finally escaped.
“Oh god…where’s my camera when I need it,” she stuttered out between laughs.
“You mean this one,” Alex said, holding up a small digital camera as she gave the men an evil smile.
“Alex…don’t you dare!” Elliot yelled moving quickly into an empty stall; well as quickly as he could in the short heels he was wearing.
“We need to document it for purely practical purposes Elliot,” Alex called out in a smug voice.
“Yeah…what if he gets a hold of one of you and messes up all your hard work? Need to have before and after pics El,” Liv said loudly in between giggles.
“I don’t have a problem with it,” John told the two women as he struck a pose for them.
“You should have a problem…why you would want to show off those bony ass legs of yours I have no clue,” Fin muttered giving Munch a shove.
“Hey…I’ll have you know knobby knees run in my family, they kept many a Munch from serving in the military actually,” John said smugly as he posed again.
“Come on El…I promise no one outside of us five will see them,” Alex said and then whispered to Liv, ”unless I need them in court.”
Liv clapped a hand over her mouth to stop another outburst and swallowing the laugh she called out, “Elliot Stabler…come out of that stall.”
Muttering to himself Elliot shuffled out of the stall to stand beside Munch and Fin. Liv walked up to them, running an eye over their outfits and make-up she shook her head, “Okay, the fact that you live with four women gives you an excuse for getting everything right El but you two just scare me,” she said shaking a finger at the other men.
“Hey now…four ex-wives does give me something to work from,” John said eyeing Liv over the rims of his sparkly glasses, “but I agree...Fin scares me.”
This earned him a punch in the arm from his partner, “You try growing up in a house with lots of girl cousins running around…this isn’t the first time I’ve had to play dress up,” he admitted grudgingly.
John began to say something but Elliot cut him off, “Will you two knock it off; can we hurry up and get this over with? Preferably before these pantyhose start to chafe,” he growled.
Liv moved out of the way, allowing Alex to snap a few pictures really fast and then she moved back to the door, “Let me make sure the coast is clear…or do you guys want to just stroll out?”
“We might as well face the music…I know damn well there will be a picture up on the bulletin board tomorrow,“ Elliot said eying Alex who just gave him an innocent look.
“Aww…you’re all big men…you can take it,” Liv quipped then ducked out of the door before they could retaliate and Alex followed quickly behind her.
“Alright ladies…let’s get this over with,” John said with a grin to the other two men as he ran a hand over the sequined sheath he wore and sauntered towards the door with a little swing in his step.
“You realize we’ll never live this down right?” Fin said looking at Elliot.
“Oh yeah I know…but we might as well look good while we do it; your bra strap is showing,” Elliot said as he adjusted the leather mini and strolled out the door, where whistles and catcalls could already be heard because of John‘s exit.
Fin stood in front of the mirror and tucked the offending strap back under the zebra print shirt he wore, adjusting his own skirt he sighed, “We will so have to find a way to get back at those two…but damn…we do look good,” he muttered and followed Elliot into the lion’s den.
Author:elfcat255
Pairing: Alex/Liv...da guys
Rating: G
AN: written from a prompt by
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And I could not stop laughing while I wrote this...geez...lol
“Whose idea was this again?” Elliot grumbled as he tried to adjust the fit of his clothing.
“Your partner’s woman,” Fin muttered from his position next to Elliot.
“And why did we get picked again?” asked Elliot, giving up on his task and throwing his hands in the air.
“Because we fit the bill for the perp’s favored victim,” John said as he fiddled with his wig, ”besides I overheard her grumble something about it being about damn time her girlfriend didn’t have to dress up in skimpy clothes and play bait.”
“Okay so this guy likes ugly women,” Elliot said with grin as he eyed his two friends.
“No…he likes masculine men in dresses Elliot,” a voice said from the doorway.
The three SVU detectives turned to see Alex and Liv standing in the doorway of the bathroom, both trying hard to contain their laughter but Liv lost her battle and doubled over, leaning against Alex as her laughter finally escaped.
“Oh god…where’s my camera when I need it,” she stuttered out between laughs.
“You mean this one,” Alex said, holding up a small digital camera as she gave the men an evil smile.
“Alex…don’t you dare!” Elliot yelled moving quickly into an empty stall; well as quickly as he could in the short heels he was wearing.
“We need to document it for purely practical purposes Elliot,” Alex called out in a smug voice.
“Yeah…what if he gets a hold of one of you and messes up all your hard work? Need to have before and after pics El,” Liv said loudly in between giggles.
“I don’t have a problem with it,” John told the two women as he struck a pose for them.
“You should have a problem…why you would want to show off those bony ass legs of yours I have no clue,” Fin muttered giving Munch a shove.
“Hey…I’ll have you know knobby knees run in my family, they kept many a Munch from serving in the military actually,” John said smugly as he posed again.
“Come on El…I promise no one outside of us five will see them,” Alex said and then whispered to Liv, ”unless I need them in court.”
Liv clapped a hand over her mouth to stop another outburst and swallowing the laugh she called out, “Elliot Stabler…come out of that stall.”
Muttering to himself Elliot shuffled out of the stall to stand beside Munch and Fin. Liv walked up to them, running an eye over their outfits and make-up she shook her head, “Okay, the fact that you live with four women gives you an excuse for getting everything right El but you two just scare me,” she said shaking a finger at the other men.
“Hey now…four ex-wives does give me something to work from,” John said eyeing Liv over the rims of his sparkly glasses, “but I agree...Fin scares me.”
This earned him a punch in the arm from his partner, “You try growing up in a house with lots of girl cousins running around…this isn’t the first time I’ve had to play dress up,” he admitted grudgingly.
John began to say something but Elliot cut him off, “Will you two knock it off; can we hurry up and get this over with? Preferably before these pantyhose start to chafe,” he growled.
Liv moved out of the way, allowing Alex to snap a few pictures really fast and then she moved back to the door, “Let me make sure the coast is clear…or do you guys want to just stroll out?”
“We might as well face the music…I know damn well there will be a picture up on the bulletin board tomorrow,“ Elliot said eying Alex who just gave him an innocent look.
“Aww…you’re all big men…you can take it,” Liv quipped then ducked out of the door before they could retaliate and Alex followed quickly behind her.
“Alright ladies…let’s get this over with,” John said with a grin to the other two men as he ran a hand over the sequined sheath he wore and sauntered towards the door with a little swing in his step.
“You realize we’ll never live this down right?” Fin said looking at Elliot.
“Oh yeah I know…but we might as well look good while we do it; your bra strap is showing,” Elliot said as he adjusted the leather mini and strolled out the door, where whistles and catcalls could already be heard because of John‘s exit.
Fin stood in front of the mirror and tucked the offending strap back under the zebra print shirt he wore, adjusting his own skirt he sighed, “We will so have to find a way to get back at those two…but damn…we do look good,” he muttered and followed Elliot into the lion’s den.
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