Posted by Sarah Brown

Black cats might have a bad repurrtation, but we're here to set the record straight: these sleek little voids are pawsitively purrfect. Sure, superstition says they bring bad luck if they cross your path, but in reality, they're just trying to get to the food bowl faster. Can you blame them?

With fur as dark as midnight mischief and eyes that gleam with meowgical mystery, black cats are basically the supermodels of the feline world. They pull off "elegant loaf" and "chaotic gremlin" with equal flair. One second they're perched like a statue of Bastet herself, the next they're doing zoomies across your face at 3 a.m.

They're also masters of disguise, blending into blankets, laundry piles, and pitch-black rooms like tiny ninja fluffballs. Good luck finding them without stepping on a tail (oops, sorry!).

And let's be honest: black cats aren't unlucky. You're lucky to have one. They bring the sass, the snuggles, and a healthy dose of drama to every day. So here's to the mini panthers, the nighttime pouncers, and the spooktacular snugglers. We're simply smitten with these dark-furred divas.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Sure, your favorite mug is in pieces on the floor and someone mysteriously walked across the freshly baked lasagna, but it definitely wasn't the cat. These furry little angels would like to remind you that they are incapable of wrongdoing, and any suggestion otherwise is pure slander.

From mysteriously shredded toilet paper rolls to plants that "fell over on their own," these cats have perfected the wide-eyed "Who, me?" expression. Some might say the chewed-up headphones and suspicious paw prints tell a different story, but we say these cats are just victims of unfortunate coincidences.

After all, how could something that fluffy ever be guilty? Look at those faces! That's not the face of a criminal. It's the face of a whiskered saint who was just in the area when things went sideways.

Whether caught mid-chaos or proudly sitting among the wreckage, these cats have one message: they did nothing wrong. And honestly? We believe them. (Mostly.)

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senmut: 3/4 view from the front side of Eliot, Parker, and Hardison (Leverage: OT3 take 2)
Marking Dates (531 words) by Sharpest_Asp
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eliot Spencer/Alec Hardison/Parker
Characters: Alec Hardison, Eliot Spencer, Parker [Leverage]
Additional Tags: Origami, Fluff
Summary:

Hardison and Eliot mark the date in a way that Parker will enjoy.



Marking Dates

The saying that money can't buy happiness had to have been thought up by a rich person, Hardison decided. He kept folding the non-sequential bills, setting up a menagerie of wild animals. After he had twenty-six of them, he put them in the box, closed it, and left it on his desk, just where the box had been for several days.

Parker had noticed it on the first day it was there, asked about it two days after that, then forgot it existed as it became part of her surroundings. It was the perfect place to hide something in plain sight — though he'd taken the precaution of spritzing it with his aftershave, to hide the money smell.

Parker was funny enough about money that she might have smelled it otherwise.

When Eliot came in that evening, Hardison caught his eyes, looked at the box, got the slow blink of agreement, and that was that.

Two days later, the box was gone, and Parker studied that space, making the cute frowny face she did while cataloguing where everything was supposed to be.

"Where'd the box go?" she asked.

"Have to find it," Eliot answered, before he and Hardison exchanged a grin. Her eyes lit up, so Hardison continued. "Scavenger hunt, in our building, out of the way spots… with things to find on the way to the box."

"What kind of things?" she asked, even as she was getting excited.

"The kind of things you like," Eliot said, and she did a tiny little clap and bounce before vanishing.

"And that, my friend, is how we say 'happy anniversary' to her," Hardison crooned, amused, and going to watch the spy-eyes through the building. Eliot joined him, putting him in a brief headlock playfully.

"Figuring out her love language wasn't so hard," Eliot said, but he was smiling when she found the first animal, right where he'd thought she would, an alligator. "How in the hell did you find an origami A to Z?"

"Man, everything is on the internet now," Hardison told him, still thrilled they'd found a gift that worked.





Parker found the last animal, cunningly folded so it appeared striped, making it a zebra, and the box was just ahead. She opened it, seeing cash — multiple currencies even! — and the note that said 'happy change together day'. Her chin wibbled, for just a moment, before she put all of her finds in the box. She'd had to back track for the otter and the shrew when she realized they were in alphabetical order, but now she had a full menagerie of money.

Her men — both of them were hers and theirs and ours — made fusses on days that weren't Christmas, but not in the way she saw other people do it. That, among many things, kept her falling in love with them every day, knowing neither one would ever push her in a path she couldn't handle.

She'd have to make a run on a store before she went back up to them; junk food for Hardison that had some pretzels in it, and she'd pick up that smelly cheese Eliot had insisted would make great brioche grilled cheese sandwiches.

Posted by Sarah Brown

They say cats are clever and mysterious, but sometimes it feels like they all share one single brain cell, and it's just traveling around from one fluffy head to the next. One minute a cat is scaling the bookshelf with precision, the next it's falling off the couch mid-stretch like gravity personally betrayed it. You can almost see the moment the brain cell leaves.

They'll stare at absolutely nothing for ten minutes, then bolt down the hallway like they've seen a ghost. They'll get stuck in boxes they definitely can't fit in, fall into bathtubs, or knock things over just to watch them fall, then act surprised it happened. Every now and then, one of them has a brilliant moment, but it's fleeting. The brain cell moves on.

Still, it's hard not to love the chaos. The derpy stares, the questionable decisions, the majestic leaps that end in disaster. It's all part of the package. They may not be the brightest bulbs in the animal kingdom, but they're certainly some of the most entertaining. One brain cell. Infinite ridiculous possibilities.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats taking over the world? They've basically been in charge all along. We just don't realize it. Humans aren't the owners. We're their personal assistants, snack dispensers, and chauffeurs. Every meow, every demanding stare, and every time they knock something off the table is part of their master plan for world domination.

Cats don't follow human rules. They make their own and expect us to obey. Want breakfast at 4 a.m.? We get up. Need attention? We drop everything. Want to be left alone? Good luck trying to cuddle. They decide where we sit, what we do, and when we sleep.

Their power to manipulate us is unmatched. Those big, innocent eyes? Their secret weapon. That soothing purr? A tool to keep us hooked. They've trained us perfectly, making sure their needs come first.

In reality, cats are tiny furry overlords. We live in our homes, but they live in our hearts and they're really the ones in charge. Resistance is pointless. Long live the kitty kingdom!

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's Caturday, feline fam, and we all know what this means - lots of sleep, lots of caps, and lots of cat cuddles. When Caturday finally arrives, it's like a program is set on inside every cat pawrent. It dictates the exact wholesome behavior for all of us. It includes ignoring any alarm clock if we forgot to cancel it the night before, snuggling with the blanket in bed like it's your personal cocoon, and cuddling your cute cat while it purrs deeply like a lawnmower. Is there a more purrfect Caturday description? We think not.

But, you know, there is one thing that would make this Caturday description even more purrfect than it is right now. We're sure you're having your purrfect sleepy Caturday right meow, but imagine how more wholesome it would be with some sleepy cat memes? These feline faniies are not only giggle-worthy, they're also fatigued like a cat on the weekend. And the best thing is you don't even have to get out of bed to enjoy these fatigued feline funnies with your cat.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Good meowrning, friends, felines, and family. This week was a doozy, but that doesn't matter now - we made it through the work week and now we're safely lying in bed on Caturday, so all is right with the world. We've got kitties in one hand, and a phone with full battery in the other, so we're ready to embrace this day to its fullest… horizontally. Put on your reading glasses and let's dive into all the purrfectly iconic cat moments that happened on the internet this week.

With X ablaze with fluffy feline tweets, we certainly got our giggle's worth this week on the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. We also found an incredible video of a bobcat giving birth in a stranger's backyard, an orange cat with curiously curly hair, and a delivery driver licking a cat on camera. Yes, you read that correctly. There's even more below, so start your Caturday off on the right paw and get to reading. Have a great weekend!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Howdy and happy Caturday, feline fam. They say that when you find "the one", you just know it. You can feel the love between you two instinctively. We can verify that because we knew we wanted to marry our partner from the first date. Cats may not mate for life, but we imagine the energy is kind of similar between a stray kitten looking for a mother, and an animal that wants to love and protect. That's why, when this bold stray kitten walked straight up to a doggo more than 10x its size and claimed it as her mother, we're not surprised that it worked out. 

The kitten just started following the doggo around, and without hesitation, the pupper started caring for the tiny baby like it was her own puppy. She carried her in her mouth, they shared meals together, snuggled together, and once they met, they practically never left each other's sides. This video is beyond adorable, so scroll down to see their whole story below!

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

We're back cat-it again with a fancy feast of feline feel-goods that are guaranteed to crack a smile on all of you lovely pawrents' faces! What a sad, sad world it would be if we didn't have this feast every so often with all of you. Right? Maybe I'm speaking for myself; After all, I get to compile the cutest cat memes for a job. From my paws to your phone, here are my favorites.

My cat has been a bit antsy since the weather has gotten warmer. He's a big fan of watching things fly around outside our window, so he basically fights with the glass all day long until his favorite sun-soaked spot on the floor becomes available at golden hour. I don't blame him. When he graces me with his presence, he is my own living heating pad. There's something so great about being warm—our cats know this feeling well.

Enough about me—how is your purrfect Caturday meowrning going? Well, hopefully we can make it even better with the most hissterical catto memes on the meowrket right meow. Scroll below!

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senmut: Screen shot of Mikaela dirty in the end of '07 TF, Warrior Goddess in blue above and below (Transformers: Mikaela)
Almost the end of a decade in 1989. Revolutions, crackdowns, changes in power ... look, 1989 left a mark on my psyche. Evidently I was escaping into the cinema as much as I was to the roller rink, judging from me opening 20 tabs even with me being picky. Going to narrow that down some. Okay, 11 in the final cut.

kinda grouped in genre broadly )

Posted by Sarah Brown

With the NBA Finals heating up, it's not just the pros bringing the intensity. Cats everywhere are suiting up and showing out. These four-pawed phenoms have been practicing their jump shots, perfecting their defense (read: swatting everything), and sharpening their claws for maximum court dominance.

Whether they're dunking into laundry baskets or dribbling hair ties across the floor, these feline ballers are channeling Finals energy with every pounce. The living room is their arena, the scratching post is their hoop, and they will chase down that rebound, even if it's just a rogue ping-pong ball.

Training is serious. High-protein kibble. Midday naps for recovery. Stair sprints. Laser-pointer agility drills. They watch the real Finals from the couch, tails twitching with anticipation, clearly analyzing plays and plotting their next meowve.

While the NBA's top athletes battle it out for the trophy, the cats are quietly preparing their own paw-some takeover. The playoffs have gone pro, but the fluffiest underdogs are still in it for the love of the game. One thing's for sure: in this house, every game is game 7.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Some cats choose their hoomans and this one made her pick clear. She showed up in a quiet backyard, friendly from the first paw-step, purring, making biscuits, and acting like she already lived there. The humans, though pet-less, acted responsibly: they checked for a microchip, asked around, and hoped she had a home.

Turns out, she did. But she clearly wasn't in a rush to return to it. Despite living barely a block away, she stuck to her newfound territory. Through rain, heat, and overnight stays. She greeted her "new" people like family, tried sneaking inside, and even cowered when she heard her real owner's voice.

Now, these humans face a classic cat dilemma: she's not theirs, but she wants to be. To add to the situation, they're worried about her. She's always outside, gets soaked in bad weather, and never seems to visit her actual home. It's clear she's attached. But is it enough to make a change?

This isn't just a cat who visits. This is a cat who's moved in emotionally. And when a feline makes that choice, the line between visitor and family gets awfully fuzzy.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

When it comes to playtime, cats sure know how to paws and enjoy some board game fun, turning any game night into a purrty! Imagine a bunch of whiskered strategists gathered around the table, batting dice across the board with their curious paws and plotting their next meowve. 

Of course, no cat game session would be complete without a few classic kitty interruptions. Expect some paw swipes at the cards, an occasional tail flick to knock over the pieces, and the inevitable purring protest when it's time to share the snacks. But hey, it's all part of the charm when playing with feline friends. Ater all, they're just trying to assert their purr dominance on the board.

Whether they're plotting to capture the most treats or simply enjoying a game of chase with the pawns, cats prove that play isn't just for humans. So next time you set up a board game, don't be surprised if your kitty insists on joining in. Because every night could be a purrfect game night with these furry purrtners!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Ah, the moment a cat first meets their reflection. The gateway to feline self-awareness or the start of an identity crisis. One minute they're grooming like royalty, the next they're frozen mid-lick, staring into the glass like, "Wait a meow-ment. Is that… me?"

Some cats immediately hiss, swat, or go full zoomie trying to catch the evil twin. But others just stop and stare, eyes wide, processing the mysterious copycat mimicking their every move. You can almost hear the gears turning: "Do I always look this fabulous? Is this who I really am?" Cue the inner meownologue. 

Science says cats don't recognize themselves in mirrors. But some of these fluffballs are suspiciously self-aware. We've all seen that one cat who catches their reflection and then starts strutting like they just unlocked a new level of confidence. It's giving main character energy.

Whether they're on the brink of self-awareness or just vibing with their own fabulousness, one thing's fur sure. Mirror moments prove cats are dramatic, curious, and maybe a little obsessed with themselves. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Ah, Furrrrriday. We can finally say the weekend is just around the corner, and it won't be some lie for encouragement that hardworking hoomans tell themselves in the middle of the week. And you know what makes it even better? Knowing that you're this close to spending an entire weekend with your cat. Having so much free time to cuddle your cute cat whenever you want is so awesome pawsome.

And if there's something we like to think about, is how much time we're going to spend with our cats over the weekend. We're sure all of you cat pawrents share this sentiment. In the meantime, while you're waiting for the weekend to officially begin, you can remind yourself that your cat is waiting with these cute cat memes. So, you know what to do, try to get yourself comfortable and take a needed pre-weekend break, and enjoy these wholesome feline funnies. And when you get home, pet your cat extra for us, and tell them we say "meow".

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Picture this: You wake up and everything just goes your way. You find $20 in your jeans pocket. You catch every green light on your way to work. Your boss comes around at 3:30 PM and says, "You're doing great work - why don't you go home and call it a day already?" Doesn't that all sound too good to be true? Well, it is. But these lol-worthy cat memes from our 'I Can Has Cheezburger' feline family can make you laugh - that we can pawmise you!

Believe us, if we had the power to make your boss let you take a long weekend, don't you think we would do that for you? That's real love. And we love every member of our feline family, including all those friends who make these feline funnies you're about to scroll through from the bottom of our hearts. It may not be much, but it is Furiday, and we've got fresh memes of the cat variety for you, so what more could you need? Enjoy!

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