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merfilly asked for ficlet prompts and I gave her Sam/something funny happens to her..so she wrote what is at the beginning of this...And I just had to add to it..with her permissiomn of course...Enjoy!
First part written bymerfilly posted with her permission.
As the powerfully built man lifted her up out of the press her captor had tossed her nude form into she tried to glare, tried her hardest to look baleful, but Teal’c had that bemused look on his face, and she could not hold her righteous wrath.
“Not a word,” she warned, the smile half peeking at the corners of her mouth, even as she hastily dressed in the clothing he had thoughtfully rescued while tracking her.
“Indeed, Samantha Carter.” The twitch of his own lips assured her that his memory would hold this forever, but he had said he would not say a thing, so Daniel and Jack would never know.
After all, it was none of their damn business that she had purple berry stains all over her bare backside. She could only imagine explaining this to Janet later, though. She would never, ever take her uniform off, no matter how inviting the stream looked, or how many days they had been without showers.
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samcarter100 for the backstory on some things mentioned here(this should be called Sam's week from hell...lol)
Returning to the SGC all Sam wanted to do was take a long hot shower and try to get clean before going home. Walking down the corridor to the showers, she kept trying to figure out just how she was going to explain this one to Janet.
“This has just not been my week.” she mumbled as she entered the shower room. Once there she realized the plan of cleaning up at the base was not going to happen. It appeared SG-1 wasn’t the only team returning that day. The female members of SG-7 were already in the locker room preparing to hit the showers.
“Oh this is just perfect.” Sam muttered.
She walked over to her locker;removing her vest and gun belt, she placed them in it.
“Hey Major Carter…how was your mission?” asked one of the SFs from SG-7 as she walked past Carter to the showers.
“Oh …fine. Same old, same old, nothing exciting.” the major replied.
“Well that’s good then I guess. You going to hit the showers?” the woman asked.
“Ah…no, I think I want to take a long soak. I’m just going to go straight home after the de-briefing.” Sam replied.
“Okay.…catch you later.” replied the SF as she went into the showers.
Waiting until all the women had entered the showers, she quickly changed her dirty uniform for a clean jumpsuit. Sam thought to herself, ‘Now I just have to make it through the de-briefing and then get home before Janet.’
After the de-briefing she slipped out before anyone could ask her to do anything or go somewhere for the usual after mission drink. Avoiding the infirmary she traveled down the corridor to the elevator. Just as the doors were closing, a hand was thrust in stopping them.
“Hey Carter…want to go grab a beer?” the colonel asked as he joined her in the elevator.
“Umm…no sir. I was going to head on home and have a long soak. I’m feeling a little stiff. I think I might have pulled something during that climb on the way back to the gate.” she quickly replied.
He nodded, “Ah…okay. Well maybe next time huh?”
“Yes sir…next time.” she answered as the elevator came to a stop at the top floor. “Bye sir.” she said as she exited.
Knowing that Janet was due to be relieved soon she quickly walked to her motorcycle, pulling on her helmet she started up the big Indian. With its engine rumbling loudly she drove past the check point and made her way home.
Upon reaching the house she shared with the doctor, she parked in the garage and entered through its door into the house. Stopping for a moment she listened carefully, the sounds of music were heard coming from upstairs. ‘Good…Cassie’s in her room.’ she thought as she went up the stairs to the master bedroom. Entering the bathroom, she started filling up the tub with water at the hottest temperature she could handle and added all sorts of bath salts. ’Maybe this will help get this gunk off me.’ she thought.
Stripping out of her jumpsuit and underclothes, she tested the water with one foot, liking the temperature she quickly got in and started to soak. Grabbing a loofa sponge she soaped it up and started scrubbing, trying to get the purple stain to come off.
Just then, she heard the sound of someone entering the bedroom. “Mom? Sam?…Are you in there?” Cassie’s voice said from the bedroom.
“It’s me Cass…I’m just soaking in the tub.” Sam called out.
“Okay…just checking, I thought I heard someone come in. See you when you get out.” Cassie called back as she left the bedroom.
Sam continued to work on the stains, “Oh boy…this stuff isn’t coming off. Why does this always happen to me?” she muttered out while she scrubbed.
Soon she had scrubbed so much it felt as if a layer of skin had been removed; giving up she lay back in to tub with a wet cloth over her face, grumbling to herself. Once again, she heard the sound of someone entering the bedroom.
“Sam? Are you okay? Jack said you thought you pulled something.” Janet asked as she leaned against the doorjamb.
Sitting up, Sam replied, “Ah…no, I’m fine. I just didn’t feel like hanging out with them after the mission.”
“Well when you didn’t come by the infirmary for your post mission check-up I got worried so I left a little early. Want some company in there?” Janet asked with a grin as she stood in the doorway.
“Umm…nope. I was just going to get out actually, starting to get a little wrinkly.” she replied with a small laugh.
“Well then…” Janet remarked,”I can help you dry off, besides I need to take a look at your little souvenir left by that crazy critter.” Grabbing a towel she walked over to the side of the tub, “well come on…stand up and let Doc Frasier exam you.” she said grinning.
“Umm… it’s fine Janet. Healing nicely...no problems.” Sam said still sitting in the tub.
“Stand up Sam.” Janet ordered. ‘She’s hiding something from me.’ thought Janet.
Hanging her head and sighing loudly, Sam stood in the tub, water and soap streaming from her lithe form.
Janet just stared speechless for a moment. “Sam? Would you like to explain why you've turned purple from the waist down?” she asked trying hard not to laugh at the wet woman.
Taking a deep breathe Sam mumbled, “I kind of got captured by some natives and thrown into a wine press.”
“That wasn’t in the mission report.” Janet said shaking her head.
“Umm… I asked Teal’c not to say anything, he kind of rescued me.” Sam replied.
Wrapping the towel around Sam’s naked form, Janet moved to the side so she could get out. “Why didn’t you include it in the report?” she asked as she dried her lover off.
Sam let out a groan and replied, “I didn’t want to give Jack anything else to tease me about, it’s been a rough enough week as it is. First that crazy what-ever-it-was bites me,then he catches me talking to my plants and now this happens."
“Why would he tease you about being captured?” Janet asked as she finished and gave Sam her robe to put on.
Sam just groaned again, “Well I was kind of naked at the time.” she said all in one breathe.
“What!” Janet just looked at her in shock, “How? What happened?”
Leaning against the vanity, Sam took a deep breath and began her tale, “I decided to take a swim in this little pool I found, since it had been three days since I showered. The next thing I know I’m surrounded by these little guys with spears. They didn’t give me a chance to grab my clothes or much of a choice about it either. They poked and prodded me towards their village." She made little poking gestures towards Janet with her fingers as she continued. "They made me get in this huge vat thing.” Sam said remembering the embarrassing event. “It seemed like I had been in it forever when Teal’c showed up, scared them away and pulled me out. He had my clothes and gear with him and I made him swear not to tell the Colonel or Daniel about the whole thing.” Sam said as she finished with her story.
“Awww…my poor Sammy.” Janet said grinning, “You just aren’t having a good week. I guess I’ll have to find a way to make it better.” she said as she leaned forward and gave Sam a kiss. “Why don’t you go lie down and let me take a quick shower. I’ll make you feel better soon.” she said as she began undressing.
Sam gave her a quick kiss and went to lie down on the bed. Letting the water from Sam’s bath out Janet started the shower running. She finished removing her uniform and stepped into the shower. Standing under the hot water for a few minutes she felt arms encircle her waist, turning she faced Sam.
“Thought you were going to lay down?” she asked with a grin.
Sam shrugged, “Figured I could wash your back, well that and maybe you could try to scrub some spots I missed.” she replied grinning at Janet.
“Hmm…I’m good at finding missed spots.” Janet replied with a wink.
The sounds of water running and two women laughing were all that could be heard for a long time.
merfilly asked for ficlet prompts and I gave her Sam/something funny happens to her..so she wrote what is at the beginning of this...And I just had to add to it..with her permissiomn of course...Enjoy!First part written by
merfilly posted with her permission.As the powerfully built man lifted her up out of the press her captor had tossed her nude form into she tried to glare, tried her hardest to look baleful, but Teal’c had that bemused look on his face, and she could not hold her righteous wrath.
“Not a word,” she warned, the smile half peeking at the corners of her mouth, even as she hastily dressed in the clothing he had thoughtfully rescued while tracking her.
“Indeed, Samantha Carter.” The twitch of his own lips assured her that his memory would hold this forever, but he had said he would not say a thing, so Daniel and Jack would never know.
After all, it was none of their damn business that she had purple berry stains all over her bare backside. She could only imagine explaining this to Janet later, though. She would never, ever take her uniform off, no matter how inviting the stream looked, or how many days they had been without showers.
This part written by me...you might want to read the drabbles I posted at
samcarter100 for the backstory on some things mentioned here(this should be called Sam's week from hell...lol)Returning to the SGC all Sam wanted to do was take a long hot shower and try to get clean before going home. Walking down the corridor to the showers, she kept trying to figure out just how she was going to explain this one to Janet.
“This has just not been my week.” she mumbled as she entered the shower room. Once there she realized the plan of cleaning up at the base was not going to happen. It appeared SG-1 wasn’t the only team returning that day. The female members of SG-7 were already in the locker room preparing to hit the showers.
“Oh this is just perfect.” Sam muttered.
She walked over to her locker;removing her vest and gun belt, she placed them in it.
“Hey Major Carter…how was your mission?” asked one of the SFs from SG-7 as she walked past Carter to the showers.
“Oh …fine. Same old, same old, nothing exciting.” the major replied.
“Well that’s good then I guess. You going to hit the showers?” the woman asked.
“Ah…no, I think I want to take a long soak. I’m just going to go straight home after the de-briefing.” Sam replied.
“Okay.…catch you later.” replied the SF as she went into the showers.
Waiting until all the women had entered the showers, she quickly changed her dirty uniform for a clean jumpsuit. Sam thought to herself, ‘Now I just have to make it through the de-briefing and then get home before Janet.’
After the de-briefing she slipped out before anyone could ask her to do anything or go somewhere for the usual after mission drink. Avoiding the infirmary she traveled down the corridor to the elevator. Just as the doors were closing, a hand was thrust in stopping them.
“Hey Carter…want to go grab a beer?” the colonel asked as he joined her in the elevator.
“Umm…no sir. I was going to head on home and have a long soak. I’m feeling a little stiff. I think I might have pulled something during that climb on the way back to the gate.” she quickly replied.
He nodded, “Ah…okay. Well maybe next time huh?”
“Yes sir…next time.” she answered as the elevator came to a stop at the top floor. “Bye sir.” she said as she exited.
Knowing that Janet was due to be relieved soon she quickly walked to her motorcycle, pulling on her helmet she started up the big Indian. With its engine rumbling loudly she drove past the check point and made her way home.
Upon reaching the house she shared with the doctor, she parked in the garage and entered through its door into the house. Stopping for a moment she listened carefully, the sounds of music were heard coming from upstairs. ‘Good…Cassie’s in her room.’ she thought as she went up the stairs to the master bedroom. Entering the bathroom, she started filling up the tub with water at the hottest temperature she could handle and added all sorts of bath salts. ’Maybe this will help get this gunk off me.’ she thought.
Stripping out of her jumpsuit and underclothes, she tested the water with one foot, liking the temperature she quickly got in and started to soak. Grabbing a loofa sponge she soaped it up and started scrubbing, trying to get the purple stain to come off.
Just then, she heard the sound of someone entering the bedroom. “Mom? Sam?…Are you in there?” Cassie’s voice said from the bedroom.
“It’s me Cass…I’m just soaking in the tub.” Sam called out.
“Okay…just checking, I thought I heard someone come in. See you when you get out.” Cassie called back as she left the bedroom.
Sam continued to work on the stains, “Oh boy…this stuff isn’t coming off. Why does this always happen to me?” she muttered out while she scrubbed.
Soon she had scrubbed so much it felt as if a layer of skin had been removed; giving up she lay back in to tub with a wet cloth over her face, grumbling to herself. Once again, she heard the sound of someone entering the bedroom.
“Sam? Are you okay? Jack said you thought you pulled something.” Janet asked as she leaned against the doorjamb.
Sitting up, Sam replied, “Ah…no, I’m fine. I just didn’t feel like hanging out with them after the mission.”
“Well when you didn’t come by the infirmary for your post mission check-up I got worried so I left a little early. Want some company in there?” Janet asked with a grin as she stood in the doorway.
“Umm…nope. I was just going to get out actually, starting to get a little wrinkly.” she replied with a small laugh.
“Well then…” Janet remarked,”I can help you dry off, besides I need to take a look at your little souvenir left by that crazy critter.” Grabbing a towel she walked over to the side of the tub, “well come on…stand up and let Doc Frasier exam you.” she said grinning.
“Umm… it’s fine Janet. Healing nicely...no problems.” Sam said still sitting in the tub.
“Stand up Sam.” Janet ordered. ‘She’s hiding something from me.’ thought Janet.
Hanging her head and sighing loudly, Sam stood in the tub, water and soap streaming from her lithe form.
Janet just stared speechless for a moment. “Sam? Would you like to explain why you've turned purple from the waist down?” she asked trying hard not to laugh at the wet woman.
Taking a deep breathe Sam mumbled, “I kind of got captured by some natives and thrown into a wine press.”
“That wasn’t in the mission report.” Janet said shaking her head.
“Umm… I asked Teal’c not to say anything, he kind of rescued me.” Sam replied.
Wrapping the towel around Sam’s naked form, Janet moved to the side so she could get out. “Why didn’t you include it in the report?” she asked as she dried her lover off.
Sam let out a groan and replied, “I didn’t want to give Jack anything else to tease me about, it’s been a rough enough week as it is. First that crazy what-ever-it-was bites me,then he catches me talking to my plants and now this happens."
“Why would he tease you about being captured?” Janet asked as she finished and gave Sam her robe to put on.
Sam just groaned again, “Well I was kind of naked at the time.” she said all in one breathe.
“What!” Janet just looked at her in shock, “How? What happened?”
Leaning against the vanity, Sam took a deep breath and began her tale, “I decided to take a swim in this little pool I found, since it had been three days since I showered. The next thing I know I’m surrounded by these little guys with spears. They didn’t give me a chance to grab my clothes or much of a choice about it either. They poked and prodded me towards their village." She made little poking gestures towards Janet with her fingers as she continued. "They made me get in this huge vat thing.” Sam said remembering the embarrassing event. “It seemed like I had been in it forever when Teal’c showed up, scared them away and pulled me out. He had my clothes and gear with him and I made him swear not to tell the Colonel or Daniel about the whole thing.” Sam said as she finished with her story.
“Awww…my poor Sammy.” Janet said grinning, “You just aren’t having a good week. I guess I’ll have to find a way to make it better.” she said as she leaned forward and gave Sam a kiss. “Why don’t you go lie down and let me take a quick shower. I’ll make you feel better soon.” she said as she began undressing.
Sam gave her a quick kiss and went to lie down on the bed. Letting the water from Sam’s bath out Janet started the shower running. She finished removing her uniform and stepped into the shower. Standing under the hot water for a few minutes she felt arms encircle her waist, turning she faced Sam.
“Thought you were going to lay down?” she asked with a grin.
Sam shrugged, “Figured I could wash your back, well that and maybe you could try to scrub some spots I missed.” she replied grinning at Janet.
“Hmm…I’m good at finding missed spots.” Janet replied with a wink.
The sounds of water running and two women laughing were all that could be heard for a long time.
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